It seems that Hampton has fallen off the step ladders twice and the second time sprained his ankle and can only get halfway up the stepladders! He has to try harder. It’s not as though he’s broken his ankle for God’s sake! To teach him a lesson I’ve told him to stay where he is until the game, now on of course, is finished. He’ll then attempt to cycle back to Stockport no doubt complaining about his swollen foot. When he eventually arrives home he’s sleeping behind the bins again and it goes without saying that he can wave goodbye to his Jaffa cake!