That’s not ‘real’ Manx...It’s a very poor easier imitation. To be fair I too was originally convinced and excitedly took to sea to show off my new skills. I was in for a big disappointment! Not only was I savagely beaten up in the pubs (they thought I was talking nonsense and taking the rise!) but I was also arrested for gaining entrance to the school to tell the teachers that they were charlatans practicing nothing but modern day quackery. My tutor (‘Methylated’ Mike) couldn’t be contacted as he’s in prison for ‘Fraud with Menaces’...just my luck!