When someone told me about the thread and its title, I thought it was called 'Herr Today', and being half-German, assumed it was a monthly magazine dedicated to the country German gentleman.
Y'know, which are the best lederhosen, an indepth look at the 1516 German Beer Purity laws, a Bundesliga pull out, latest sausage trends (real, but not forgetting vegetarian and vegan), and a discussion page as to whether Aldi or Lidl is better.

But nein! I am sadly mistaken!