Another couple to help the day go by ,
I can't say anything to my wife without her thinking it's a criticism of her weight. She hasn't spoken to me in two days because I asked her to "Lighten Up."
I asked my wife what she'd like for her 80th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she said. So on the morning of her birthday, I got her up bright and early and off we went to a local theme park. What a day! I put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. I took her to McDonald's and ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home and collapsed into bed. I leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, honey, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "I meant my dress size you old idiot." I'm in the dog house again.
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