Rather than your second hand towels, Mr Stott should be spending his money with me. I’ve developed and patented a special football to bypass the need for a multi ball cone next season. My footballs have an ingenious spike on the surface of the ball that the ball boys/girls can wedge to the ground without fear of it rolling away, ready to be picked up for the next quick throw in. No need for ball boys/girls to try and balance the spare balls on wasteful cones, only to see a small gust of wind blow them off. This is the future, and Stockport County should be an early adopter.