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    Mr Stott…take note! Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 15/6/2023, 3:12 am

    Yes!
    Cartier Industries to the rescue yet again!
    I have personally arranged to purchase literally ‘loads’ of pre-loved towels from League clubs from around the country!
    Don’t ask me why but they all came up for sale last week.
    Perfect throw-ins!!
    Correct! County fans can settle back to watch our stars take subliminal throws from the touch line into the penalty box with NO…that’s right!…NO slippage from wet balls!!!
    Our superb towelling has been collected in person by our very own beleaguered Hampton who’s spent hours hitching the highways of England to collect this most important of ‘Footballing Flannelry’
    The Dingler has sealed them in bags and Stockport County Football Club has exclusively been given first choice of this most precious or tactical boosts!
    Amazing!…there’s no other word for it!
    I emptied the Cartier Industries account and added a bank loan (£7.54 + 23,000) to secure these rare items!
    I’m certain that one of you has the ear of Mr Stott…so could you please tell him of this opportunity of a lifetime being only triple the price that I paid for them (£69,022.61) and we’ll call it straight.
    Thanks in advance!

    Cartier Industries


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