Wow… Let’s hope things on the pitch become more consistent. Two pieces of positive news this week. Hopefully there’ll be no stopping us!
I of course applied for the job myself but was badly let down by The Dingler chucking stones at the window during my interview in an attempt to put me off. Ironically it wasn’t the stone throwing that put me off as Hampton had cooked some out-of-date bacon for my morning buttie…it played havoc with my stomach all through the interview. Thinking I’d got away with my guts being in turmoil, I was about to leave the interview already dreaming of Oaf, Hampton and the Dingler cleaning the floodlights without a net …when I’m afraid a loud fart rent the air during the farewell handshake. I tried to make light of it “…and for my next tune…” but the damage was done.
Good luck to the new bloke though…and if he wants any top business advice, he only has to pm me on here.