Obviously Bungle did not go to the same University as you Nik where clearly you found a dictionary and having looked up 'cock' and 'bum', moved on to fancier words that you won't hear on Corrie or Emmerdale!- words like 'dreck' a good old yiddish word which you used on the other board to describe the people and posts on this board.
I said this on the other board. Don't take the piss out of posters for having poor grammar or spelling. If we did, there would be a flood of corrections every day.
You see yourself as some kind of self proclaimed Gyles Brandreth but some of us see you as something quite different indeed Nik.