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    Re: Cartier Cake Bake! Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 7/5/2021, 5:01 pm, in reply to "Re: Cartier Cake Bake!"

    Not happening I’m afraid...The Cake & Fancy Public Trading division of the government have unfortunately stepped in.
    Apparently someone has reported the Hampton Rampton cake to the dept. for being not only highly illegal but also of foul taste...my money’s on The Dingler, it’s the sort of petty behaviour that he’s prone to use.
    They’ve sent round the fabled ‘Cake & Biscuit S.W.A.T.’ team to deal with us so as my staff are sat in the bin shed trembling with fear I’m up in my rooms cowering behind my settee.
    Marksmen have positioned themselves on the opposite roof above one of the ridiculous shops where some idiot can sell you a monogrammed silk handkerchief but not a loaf of bread...then seems surprised when it goes bankrupt after 3 months.
    I’ve been here 6 hours now.
    It’s a stand-off of epic proportions!

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