I’ve always wanted a worker elf. (Just the one...I’m not greedy) He could help both at work and in my room. Carrying mop buckets down 19 floors of Pendelbury Towers and hoovering up bits of pizza would be a thing of the past! He could reside neath the bed and croon lullabies as I nod off. Of course...all this sounds ridiculous, but if somebody told me last year that I’d have to book a table at The Edgerton I would have phoned an ambulance for them!