Diary of a temporary Tesco worker. Day 1.Archived Message
Posted by Des Jnr on 20/3/2020, 8:50 pm
Diary of a temporary Tesco worker. Day 1:
Stacked some shelves. Called myself a c*nt a few times for all the occasions I’ve picked up a pizza, changed my mind, and then put it back with the biscuits. That really is a ballache to have to fix constantly.
Smashed a large jar of Sauerkraut all over an aisle. Glass everywhere. And I chose one of the smelliest items in the store, which literally stank the whole aisle out. Great way to make friends on day one.
Got stopped for about 5 minutes chatting to a bloke looking for a huge bottle of Chilli sauce (which didn’t exist), who then proudly proclaimed he’d bought some tissues from a pound shop to wipe his arse with, like he’s just discovered electricity or something.
Laughed at two proper scallies stocking up on Corona, commenting on the fact that nobody seems to be buying Corona at the moment, then saying: “It all goes down the same f*ucking hole doesn’t it?”
Unwittingly got my bum crack out bending down to stock the bottom shelves. Straight away, an elderly lady comes up, excitedly telling me I had a nice bum, before asking me to show her where the Weetabix was.
Got pretty excited seeing a dart board and a pool table in the staff room.
Realised the general public are f*ucking morons for stockpiling. Shops are not closing, they’re open literally 7 days a week. Deliveries are being made daily. You really don’t need a cupboard full of baked beans or 57 bog rolls (even if you get Coronavirus, it doesn’t give you the shits anyway.) It’s selfish as f*uck as well. I actually got quite upset today trying to help really frail elderly people do their shopping, and I couldn’t get them any milk or bread.