Sorry Geoff I love words but I've got the sort of brain that turns to mush when people start talking figures and money. I can add and subtract like lightning but anything more involved and I doze off.

I fancied the girl I was sat in front of during maths GCSE lessons and couldn't see the white board properly because of a protruding cabinet in my eyeline. So I spent two years looking at her tits and learning nothing about maths. Ultimately it was a double failure - I didn't end up in bed with her and I failed maths twice..