To set the record straight my post wasn’t intended to disrespect a fine County fan in Phil Robby. I apologise if it came across this way but I added the Wootton comment to see if I could extract some acknowledgment from you Bungle about how good and important he’s been this season, which you’ve never acknowledged despite the evidence and the fact Chally picks him every week.

Let’s chat about this on Saturday and also raise a late glass to Moonbird.

And actually I have been mistaken for a steward many times in my Orange jacket, notably at Burton last season when attempting to return to my position behind the goal after going for a slash, when the crowd parted (it’s a shit away end to move around in as no aisles or walkways) allowing me a swift return to my vantage point.