I’ve dispatched Hampton and The Dingler Southbound to set up the Cartier Industries gear for tomorrow’s game (free commentary for members!)
With The Dingler piloting Oaf’s bike with Hampton ensconced in the front basket clinging on to the expensive aerial and Nokia what could possibly go wrong?
…well the little idiot’s bottle has crashed up an Oak tree adjacent to Wycombe F.C. and The Dingler has disappeared in the direction of a Witherspoons.
The panicked phone call from Hampton at least tells me that the gear is set up but with the little coward hanging upside down from his shoelaces 100ft above the ground has me worried about the quality off tomorrow’s expert analysis.
This is where you could save the day Terry!
As you’re on your Elvis quest dahn saaf I assume you’ll be going to the match?
All you have to do is ten minutes before kick off, cock an ear upward and you’ll no doubt hear the pitiful whinings of an upside down Hampton…shin up the tree and untie the buffoon’s Cuban heel’s and let him plummet to earth. Try to save the Nokia but if not you may have to do the commentary from your own phone.
Thanks in advance Tel.
By the way to listen to Mr Hermatage’s excellent Matchday Extravaganza (starts at 12:00 until 9pm) you can deposit tommorow’s membership fee of a mere £67 into Cartier Industries bank (Guernsey Ltd)