Adnan Cirak …. the biggest fraud ever to pull on a County shirt. At least we knew Conlon was suffering from personal demons. In Conlon’s last home game for us, when he came on as sub, I swear he was under the influence as he didn’t seem to know which way we were kicking.

Cirak though, was just crap. Away at Mansfield that season I was in the home end with some Mansfield supporting friends. I casually mentioned early doors that the Stockport no.9 was the worst footballer you’ll ever see. The Mansfield fans spent most of the game watching Cirak, shocked at how bad he was. Legend, up there with Ludovic Dje, Adie Mike, Wayne Phillips, Chris Armstrong, John Stapleton, Michael Symes, Ross Killick, Bohan Dixon, Brad Jones and that German-Turk from Scunny who had the wonky knee.