Perhaps you could knock up…I mean engineer a flying machine for both of you?
In fact (after a somewhat disappointing response)…I’ll pencil you in for the first Monday of August!

Congratulations Mr & Mrs Pedro! You’ll start proceedings with no doubt a superb machine.

I’ll be at The Royal Scot on Memorial Day to collect your £170 (two for the price of one as I charge by the contraption not by the body)

What can go wrong?

You could treat this event as a weird second honeymoon! I could arrange for The Dingler to shout encouragement through the Cartier Industries megaphone as you plummet romantically into The Mersey (£50 extra I’m afraid…I have to cover costs… but worth every Penny!
I’ll be outside the pub expectedly clutching my clipboard from 12pm.

Don’t forget your wallet Sir!