With all the excitement and drama in the last 24 hours, it is obvious nobody seems to have a solid indication where Ohtani will play this season. The following are things we DO know. We know where he WONT be playing, those cities are Pittsburgh (for the Pirates) , Oakland (for the As), and South Florida (for the Headhunters).

We will also state that WHEN Ohtani does decide om his next MLB team, the Matawan headquarters will emit white Smoke from its chimney, just at the Vatican does when a new Pope is decided on.
Thr following ru.ors cannot be confirmed nor denied at this time:
Ohtani was seen pumping gas in Memphis alongside Elvis.
Ohtani was on a date with Taylor Swift (sorry Travis Kelce)
Ohtani recently defeated Chuck Norris in a martial arts street fight.
Ohtani found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
Ohtani did or did not have relations with Monica Lewinski.
Ohtani has information detrimental to the Clinton's. (I hope not)
Epstien didn't kill himself, and Ohtani didn't kill him either.
Ohtani didn't shoot J.R.