Do these folks enjoy their jobber matches on the top or the bottom of the card?

Depends on their personal preference..


What are their thoughts on bear wrestling?

They prefer bare wrestling...

Why is "Inner Jobber" the name of any website?

Cause the domain name was available??

Should the entire internet be shut down?

Frankly a strong case for yes can be made, for reasons having nothing to do with this article.


How can "Red Tyler gets wedgied by Ted DiBiase and Virgil in front of Sapphire" be sexualized in any way?

Like I said, there's a market for literally everything...Ted said everybody has a price...


Should a basic test, of some kind, be required before people are allowed to watch pro wrestling?

No, but I'd like to see an example of this potential test..

Is pseudonym another name for "I made most of this story up?"

Possibly, but this shit does go on, and has for many years, that's why I posted it. There are people like this out there, and we've seen them at wrestling shows....


When a grown man tells you his favorite Star Wars characters are the Gamorrean guards in the middle of a discussion about pro wrestling do you remind him that the discussion is about pro wrestling or do you just let that slide?

I think it just reaffirms the general narrative...

When you see another man's dirty bare feet do you think anything about it or do you desire a VHS tape of that to rock back and forth on a VCR?

Well, I miss the days of VCR's, but that has nothing to do with feet.

Can you actually smell this article?7

Yes, it certainly does reek...