Do these folks enjoy their jobber matches on the top or the bottom of the card? What are their thoughts on bear wrestling? Why is "Inner Jobber" the name of any website? Should the entire internet be shut down? How can "Red Tyler gets wedgied by Ted DiBiase and Virgil in front of Sapphire" be sexualized in any way? Should a basic test, of some kind, be required before people are allowed to watch pro wrestling? Is pseudonym another name for "I made most of this story up?" When a grown man tells you his favorite Star Wars characters are the Gamorrean guards in the middle of a discussion about pro wrestling do you remind him that the discussion is about pro wrestling or do you just let that slide? When you see another man's dirty bare feet do you think anything about it or do you desire a VHS tape of that to rock back and forth on a VCR? Can you actually smell this article?
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