in Brellie by the local police for going to fast by the golf course - when i stopped i pulled out the TWIC CARD with my licence - She looked at the TWIC CARD, and I said "My name is Bart, perhaps you've heard of me". She said no, but i could see there was a hint of smile on her face. I said "Really?... I am pretty famous around here." I could tell she thought I was smooth.. So I continued, "I am on official Goverment business involving the Dive Vessel Gypsybood." - she said wait right here and went back to her car. I could see in the rear view mirror I had impressed her - after a few minutes she came back smiling and said have a good day... Behold the POWER of the TWIC CARD!!!!!! I remain the bartman-mosb
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