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: IF YOU KNOW HOW TO REPAIR SHAVERS. I'M IN!!!
: ALSO, MY BARBWECHAIR (NAMED "THE CHAIR
: OF LOVE")
: NEEDS LUBED. MAYBE YOUR SAD POSTS AND MY
: FOOT IN YOUR BUTT ? I CAN USE YOUR GIRLY
: TEARS TO LUBE MY CHAIR?SIDE BUSINESS? MAYBE
: YOU'D LIKE TO REMOTE SHAVE FOR ME?
: OPEN A 2ND LOCATION? SO FAR WE'RE IN
: KALAMAZOO, RICHLAND, INDIANAPOLIS, DETROIT
: AND FLINT.
: I COULD USE A BOY LIKE YOU IN A WESTERN
: REGION? TOO MUCH COMPETITION IN CALIFORNIA,
: WHAT WITH ALL THE FREAKS AND SUCH!!!
: YOU CAN OPEN IN UTAH!! WE' LL SHAVE
: MORMONS!
: HELL IF A GUY CAN HAVE MANY WIVES, HE
: SHOULD KEEP THEM ALL SHAVED!!!!
: NUMBER THEIR SKULLS, SO WHEN HE LOOKS DOWN
: WHILE BEING "SERVICED" HE'LL KNOW
: WHICH IS WHICH!!
: ( LIKE IT MATTERS)
: PEACE AND SHAVING FOR ALL
: CALVIN
:
Shavers is a sick sick man and needs help!
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