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IF YOU KNOW HOW TO REPAIR SHAVERS. I'M IN!!!
ALSO, MY BARBWECHAIR (NAMED "THE CHAIR OF LOVE")
NEEDS LUBED. MAYBE YOUR SAD POSTS AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BUTT ? I CAN USE YOUR GIRLY TEARS TO LUBE MY CHAIR?SIDE BUSINESS? MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO REMOTE SHAVE FOR ME?
OPEN A 2ND LOCATION? SO FAR WE'RE IN KALAMAZOO, RICHLAND, INDIANAPOLIS, DETROIT AND FLINT.
I COULD USE A BOY LIKE YOU IN A WESTERN REGION? TOO MUCH COMPETITION IN CALIFORNIA, WHAT WITH ALL THE FREAKS AND SUCH!!!
YOU CAN OPEN IN UTAH!! WE' LL SHAVE MORMONS!
HELL IF A GUY CAN HAVE MANY WIVES, HE SHOULD KEEP THEM ALL SHAVED!!!!
NUMBER THEIR SKULLS, SO WHEN HE LOOKS DOWN WHILE BEING "SERVICED" HE'LL KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!
( LIKE IT MATTERS)
PEACE AND SHAVING FOR ALL
CALVIN
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