FROM THE WRESTLINSDER * * * The Wrestlinsder has just been informed via telephone by "promotor" Bill Gargle that his Armory Wrestling Express outfit has "just signed the awesomest badass in the world, boys! The one, and only, Dung!" Gargle concluded his brief statement with, "Hey, shut up! You better not tell Mom! No! Come back! No, Mom, I wasn't cussing on the phone, Katie's just being a..." The call was terminated at that point. The Wrestlinsder will be sure to follow up on this breaking news story when the situation calls for it.