ST. LOUIS (WE) - In an exclusive interview this evening with the Eyeball, pro wrestling impresario The Terror revealed he would begin negotiations as soon as this evening with U.S. President George W. Bush and musician "Weird Al" Yankovic.

On behalf of his Terror Wrestling Organization, The Terror disclosed he was interested in securing the services of the 43rd President regardless of the general election results this November. Terror said he was impressed with and intrigued by President Bush's constant attempts to destroy him and his lifestyle. Additionally, Terror pondered the possibility of having Mr. Bush feud with wrestling's persona non grata, Timouthey.

The Terror was more concrete regarding his interest in Mr. Yankovic. Terror told us he would be seeing "Weird Al" this evening at his local state fairgrounds. Terror promised this meeting was legitimate, as he would not have to pay Yankovic's handlers in order to see him.

As for his threatening of Armory Wrestling Express "promotor" Bill Gargle, The Terror told us he is quite keen on making appearances, unscheduled if need be, at upcoming AWE shows and events. Neither Gargle nor AWE representatives were avaialble for comment, as we were informed that "Bill and his loser friends are being yelled at by Mom because they destroyed a mailbox with that stupid car of theirs."

The Wrestling Eyeball will provide more coverage of these stories when necessary.

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