When the Eyeball contacted AWE headquarters this evening, either Chad or Barry described company "promotor" Bill Gargle as "in seclusion." A phone call to the Gargle house concluded Bill Gargle was "down in the basement, drinking generic cola and watching those stupid anime DVDs of his." Hawse called the Eyeball this evening to make this statement: "I was very pleased with my stint in AWE. Signing with Dr. Dementia is an incredible step up, though, and I would have been foolish not to make the move. Now, I can focus on wrestling full-time. I have already given my two-week notice to the manager at Beppo's, and they're throwing me a big farewell party on August 6th. Funny, I haven't heard anything from the AWE guys." Hawse was unable to provide answers to further questions, such as "Who is the AWE champion?" Portly Wayne Hangover could not be awakened for comment. His landlady, Bertha D'Amico, told the Eyeball, "That boy Wayne come in this afternoon, says, 'I can dig it, Miz D'Amico,' and went up to his apartment with a mess of vodky, tomato juice, and cel'ry. I don't know 'bout that wrestling stuff, anyway. My daughter, Minerva, stopped watching it when they fired that Timouthey. I think she's better for it, 'cause she up and married that Menlo Grugg, and they run the Schlubbville Dump now." The DIG promotion has been in operation since July 2002, has been known for its wild, anything-goes style of wrestling, not to mention its extremely devoted fan following. DIG founder and promoter Dr. Dementia has defined his outfit as a "wrestling alternative" and has used his influence to attract top-flight performers, most notably The New Order. There will surely be more news on this as it develops. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Copyright 2004 Wrestling Eyeball Magazine.
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