Mr. Gelet did not want to say, but the real reason the games were cancelled was that one of the Giraffes got loose and ended up at the field and those buggers can poop things much larger than Mr. Gelet himself.

We have a front end loader going to pick up the large piles today. And we will drag the field to get rid of the hoof marks.

If we miss any of the droppings and anybody steps in one, we will come and extricate that person from the pooh and furnish him with new softball shoes and socks if needed.

Sorry to the Softball League.