That first one...I don't know if I've said this before (if I have, forgive me. I'm old) it reminds me of my daughters when someone would call for me and they wouldn't take a message and wouldn't remember who it was that called. They wouldn't do anything as drastic as Calvin, but I lectured them on how I always take messages for them, and they should do the same for me. Alicia got me a refrigerator magnet that reads, "Mom...Somebody called from somewhere about something and said to return the call." It's on my fridge right now.

I love the tiger food one.