I had to giggle at the car in the ditch one. My twin cousins had a '51 ford they refurbished, had my dad paint it, and one of the first days they brought it home from school, parked it in their folks' yard, they jumped out of it, rushed inside the house and a minute later heard a loud crash. Their showpiece car had rolled across the street, down an incline, and through my Grandma's grape arbor. They had the devil of a time pulling it out of the arbor and fixing the dents! Seems the one driving hadn't quite put it in park!