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A duck walks into a bar

Posted by North Cyprus Hatter User icon on October 8, 2026, 17:34:32

Says to the barman "got any bread? No
"got any bread? No
"got any bread? No
"got any bread? No, and if you ask me one more time I will nail your beak to the bar!

Duck says, got any nails? No
got any bread?😂

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, sometimes I leave her in bed.

Re: A duck walks into a bar

Posted by Cheadle Ender 51_ _ _ on User icon on October 8, 2026, 21:44:55, in reply to "A duck walks into a bar"

Ouch.

Re: A duck walks into a bar

Posted by Mustafapoint User icon on October 8, 2026, 18:45:38, in reply to "A duck walks into a bar"

At the end of the evening, did the barman say "You've got a big bill"?

Re: A duck walks into a bar

Posted by Luis Cavaco User icon on October 9, 2026, 15:58:26, in reply to "Re: A duck walks into a bar"

And go get your head,, down.

Re: A duck walks into a bar

Posted by TheRealExile User icon on October 8, 2026, 19:02:02, in reply to "Re: A duck walks into a bar"

Quackers you two.

The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert.

Re: A duck walks into a bar

Posted by Mustafapoint User icon on October 9, 2026, 09:19:52, in reply to "Re: A duck walks into a bar"

I found my duck joke on the worldwide webbed feet.

What colour starts a car ??

Posted by Irish Hatter User icon on October 9, 2026, 12:31:20, in reply to "Re: A duck walks into a bar"

??
Who is first with a guess ??

Re: What colour starts a car ??

Posted by sta-prest User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:10:15, in reply to "What colour starts a car ?? "

Khaki.
I thank you.

"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word,which means more to me than any other. That word is England"

Re: What colour starts a car ??

Posted by Irish Hatter User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:47:04, in reply to "Re: What colour starts a car ?? "

Spot on
Car key

Re: What colour starts a car ??

Posted by Mustafapoint User icon on October 9, 2026, 15:10:01, in reply to "Re: What colour starts a car ?? "

Will we have a bumper selection of car jokes?

Re: What colour starts a car ??

Posted by dosser jacket User icon on October 11, 2026, 11:43:08, in reply to "Re: What colour starts a car ?? "

If they get any worse I'll stick the boot in 😛

Whats yellow and smells of bananas?

Posted by sta-prest User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:11:36, in reply to "Re: What colour starts a car ?? "

Monkey sick

"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word,which means more to me than any other. That word is England"

What’s orange

Posted by Irish Hatter User icon on October 9, 2026, 15:22:29, in reply to "Whats yellow and smells of bananas?"

And sounds like a Parrot ???

Re: What’s orange

Posted by Fuzzbox User icon on October 9, 2026, 20:43:28, in reply to "What’s orange "

Carrot

9B Stockport Edgeley, 9F Heaton Mersey

Re: What’s orange

Posted by Mustafapoint User icon on October 9, 2026, 18:22:07, in reply to "What’s orange "

An orange parrot.

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