Posted by Onchan Hatter on July 28, 2025, 19:39:33, in reply to "Well done Ladies."
Hampton did really well with the pens in the final any chance we can sign him/ her just in case we are in play offs again ?Up the Hatters!
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Posted by PhilRobbie on July 29, 2025, 22:42:30, in reply to "Re: Well done Ladies."
I heard the bin shed door being repeatedly thumped and kicked at 4am this morning so I hurriedly donned my Cartier Industries Kimono and hurried downstairs from my rooms to asses what the commotion was about ….only to find an extremely intoxicated Hampton attempting to gain access to said shed.
The Dingler was cowering behind the Green recycling bin not realising it was the alcohol fuelled buffoon, who for whatever reason when tinctured Hampton’s voice transforms to a deep rich almost Brian Blessedesque fog horn rather than his usual Whiney, pathetic tone.
Apparently he was removed from the premises of the European Final winners celebration party last night after collapsing drunkenly in front of the England manager Sarina Wiegman who summoned Ian Wright as back up to attempt to calm him down, to which the idiot boy/girl was quite correctly torn a new one! All hell broke loose and the balloon ascended with Hampton lashing out and accidentally clipping Jill Scott who went ballistic and shouted over Roy Keane who snotted Hampton with a perfect right hook before helping security eject him.
He was the paid off and told by EFA officials his/her services were no longer welcome.
Hampton (via Bargain Booze) hopped into a taxi and headed back to what he expected to be a heroes welcome but in fact received a clip round the head from me and also a Pot Noodle embargo for stupidly spending all his money. The dozy little swine! STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
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Posted by rodders85 on July 28, 2025, 15:09:37, in reply to "Well done Ladies."
Brilliant. County Ladies won 3-0 at Chester too yesterday 👍
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Posted by Matty ov Rio on July 28, 2025, 10:41:06, in reply to "Well done Ladies."
Back to back Euros is some achievement especially as last night was up against a really top Spanish side with 2 Ballon D’Or winners.
Epic never say die performance and Wiegman has now managed teams to the last 5 major finals (3 Euros and 2 World Cups). Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Mark Twain
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Posted by Matty ov Rio on July 28, 2025, 10:41:05, in reply to "Well done Ladies."
Back to back Euros is some achievement especially as last night was up against a really top Spanish side with 2 Ballon D’Or winners.
Epic never say die performance and Wiegman has now managed teams to the last 5 major finals (3 Euros and 2 World Cups). Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Mark Twain
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Posted by Lee Marvin on July 28, 2025, 21:14:25, in reply to "Re: Well done Ladies."
Stop repeating yourself you fat fingered old chap Mr. Fenty: Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?
on July 28, 2025, 10:31:06
