Good save by Hampton, Phil. Hopefully not in vain.The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert.
Re: Hampton
Posted by Matty ov Rio on July 23, 2025, 7:43:46, in reply to "Hampton"
As Hampton’s agent, Cartier Industries must be rolling in it. Maybe a bonus steak bake for Oaf and some dental work for the Dingler as loyalty rewards.Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Re: Hampton
Posted by PhilRobbie on July 23, 2025, 10:57:33, in reply to "Re: Hampton"
Absolutely not! The non-binary buffoon is getting away murder at the moment with his wonky eye. Speak to me after he’s won something! As for the other couple of wasters, Oaf doesn’t recognise women’s football as a sport and The Dingler refers to the excellent entertainment as ‘Les Ball’! So they’re both getting cold Pot Noodles this week for being disrespectful.STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
Re: Hampton
Posted by Lee Marvin on July 23, 2025, 12:39:58, in reply to "Re: Hampton"
I saw said Oaf at the roundabouts in Poynton this morning just after 10. He was reclining Rees-Mogg like on a bench and perusing a broadsheet. Has he got the day off? Mr. Fenty: Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?
Ben Rumson: Whenever possible, yes.
Re: Hampton
Posted by PhilRobbie on July 23, 2025, 16:23:39, in reply to "Re: Hampton"
He’s gone rogue. He’s supposed to be leafletting for my Space hopper & Spoons Spectacular at Edgeley Park!STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!