I hope you’ve realised you may have jeopardised not only England ladies defence of The Euro’s but Hampton’s question for glory as a world class transgender goalkeeper!
As he’s always been naturally effeminate and (for some reason) good between the sticks, Cartier industries have shoved a bit of make up on him and lent him Oaf’s bike to embark on the training camp in Stafford….cheeky swine wanted bus money but as informed him inbetween slaps, he’s lucky he didn’t have to walk…lazy little runt!
Anyway, this turned out to be one of my better ventures as he somehow impressed Serina Wiegman and has installed himself into the squad! Better still it’s saving me money on Pot Noodles as he’s been fed and watered all the way to Switzerland! Happy days!
There’s Oaf and The Dingler to contend with though which is proving troublesome as on one hand Oaf’s without his bike (still stuck in Stafford) and The Dingler, although I gave him the one way fare to get it back, spent it on cheap booze and only got as far as Levenshulme in his attempt to hitch hike to Staffordshire (as most of you realise he’d set off in completely the wrong direction and passed out on Greenbank Playing fields where he was eventually beaten up by irate amateur cricketers)
My problem now is that thanks to Your good self Matthew, Idiot boy Hampton (or Elsie as the buffoon has ridiculously ‘renamed’ himself, could be out of a job thus depriving Cartier Industries of much needed ‘folding’…
I await with bated breath to see if he/she/it makes the number one shirt tonight! If there’s another goalkeeper in situ instead of a nervous looking, badly made up Hampton…I’ll be livid!STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
Re: MATTY…a word please!!
Posted by Matty ov Rio on July 9, 2025, 16:25:48, in reply to "MATTY…a word please!!"
Don’t worry - your cunning plan has worked as Hampton is in nets.
Best they don’t do any camera close ups though. Being before the 9pm watershed a lot of kids could be developmentally challenged by the constantly running snozzer.Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Goaaaaal!!! Hampton’s long ball pays dividends! Let’s hope he/she/it can keep his/her/its concentration!
Let’s get behind the man/woman/idiot.STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
on July 9, 2025, 11:28:58
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