With County’s clash this evening not on Strawberry Radio…it seemed wrong that County fans bereft of tickets would have to tune in to a biased version from Altringham. So I have sent my crack team to remedy the situation!
That’s right!
Cartier Industries have again saved the day!!
Hampton has been sat in a tree overlooking the playing area for the last two days (I’m taking no chances this time) whilst The Dingler is sat crossed legged at the bottom of said tree poised to twiddle his knob to make sure you…yes you!…enjoy Hampton’s commentary to the full. Oaf is on hand positioned on his works bike to oversee the team as they bring to you this evenings top soccer action.
Cheer along to Hampton’s dulcet tones as he describes our glorious victory!
The Dingler is posting the whole event on his personal MySpace account and for a small fee of £39.45 you too could be involved in the match as though you are there personally!
Thrill to the sound of our top commentary punctuated only by Hampton wiping the crust from his nose as the Hatters put The Robins to the sword.
Fuelled on (slightly out of date) Christmas Dinner flavoured Pot Noodles my team are chomping at the bit to bring you top quality coverage!
Admittedly we’ve had some slight ‘technical difficulties’ in our previous attempts to bring you games but tonight’s match will be brought to you with the kind of excellence that you’d expect from any Cartier Industries product. …and as long as the wind keeps, off what could possibly go wrong!?
As usual there will be no refunds if for instance Hampton falls from his perch or The Dingler forgets to turn his phone on.
ENJOY!STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
Re: Fear not!!
Posted by Mustafapoint on 11/1/2022, 9:58 pm, in reply to "Fear not!!"
"…and as long as the wind keeps, off what could possibly go wrong!?"
Sadly, I think the out of date Christmas Pot Noodle would have increased the wind factor.
Posted by PhilRobbie on 11/1/2022, 11:33 am, in reply to "Fear not!!"
STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
Sounds fantastic and considering I can't make it due to work I shall sign up for this near exclusive and highly anticipated coverage right away! What could possibly go wrong The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert.
Exactly Sir. Hampton’s being poked by a long branch by Oaf every ten minutes to keep him on his toes…he’s only fallen out of the tree eighteen times so far…not bad at all considering he’s been up there for a couple of days. My only slight concern is, predictably The Dingler…he nipped in Spoons at 8:30am for a ‘livener’ and has yet to return to his post. Some may worry that he’s ‘nudging the turps’ but I can assure you that deep down he’s a Cartier Industries professional and I have every confidence that half an hour before kick off he will stroll confidently to his position neath the shivering Hampton and begin fiddling with his Nokia.STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left. 5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids. Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
on 11/1/2022, 11:18 am
