Posted by PhilRobbie on 19/4/2021, 1:29 pm
As predicted the dynamic duo of Oaf and Hampton are back on board! |
They claim to have been bullied into resignation by (surprise surprise) The Dingler...who was last seen un-nerving pedestrians in Mersey Square by drunkenly arguing and scuffling with himself.
I’m pleased to announce that Cartier Industries have a new recruit in the form of legendary 1980’s County fan ‘Spangle’.
Those of you who were around back then may remember his alleged ‘involvement’ in the removal of a police van’s hand brake at Chester....well he’s back with the same winning smile that got him his nickname!
Spangle has taken over The Dingler role by already emptying the bins and partaking in the annual hosing down of Oaf....so, situation normal at our newly required premises across from Robbies Brewery on Underbank.
The staff of course will not venture further than the bin shed whilst I’ve taken the upstairs apartment.
The Dingler has got wind (quite literally most of the time) of the move and I can see him as I speak from my window lurking along Underbank stopping only to pick up dimps and go through the bins.
I can’t resist mischievously shouting “**** off The Dingler” from my concealed window space above him and when he looks upward he invariably falls over due to him being an inebriate...trust me, comedy gold!
One of the many referred to as being ‘Dim Witted’ for still using this board.
(...probably right when I think about it)