Re: County 2 Maidenhead United 2
Posted by PhilRobbie on 18/4/2021, 1:05 pm, in reply to "Re: County 2 Maidenhead United 2 "
Welcome back Sir! |
Would you consider smuggling Hampton in...he’s only short.
He could inconspicuously mumble the ‘Cartier Commentary’ concealed beneath your coat.
Thanks in advance.
I’ll tell him to meet you outside the ground next home game.
I’ve given him a secret password so when a small, bedraggled, slightly ‘relaxed’ with drink chap with a haunted look approaches you and whispers out the corner of his mouth “My radiator is bleeding marmalade...is yours?”....punch him in the face and reply “yes”.
Ta in advance.
One of the many referred to as being ‘Dim Witted’ for still using this board.
(...probably right when I think about it)