Posted by PhilRobbie on August 2, 2024, 13:44:38, in reply to "Re: Airborne Hampton!"
Perhaps you could knock up…I mean engineer a flying machine for both of you? In fact (after a somewhat disappointing response)…I’ll pencil you in for the first Monday of August!
Congratulations Mr & Mrs Pedro! You’ll start proceedings with no doubt a superb machine.
I’ll be at The Royal Scot on Memorial Day to collect your £170 (two for the price of one as I charge by the contraption not by the body)
What can go wrong?
You could treat this event as a weird second honeymoon! I could arrange for The Dingler to shout encouragement through the Cartier Industries megaphone as you plummet romantically into The Mersey (£50 extra I’m afraid…I have to cover costs… but worth every Penny! I’ll be outside the pub expectedly clutching my clipboard from 12pm.