- The results are in! Archived Message
Posted by PhilRobbie
on July 5, 2024, 10:13:29
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No…not the boring General Election ones…but the election of a new member of staff here at Cartier Industries! This momentous news you have all been waiting for is here!!! THATS RIGHT!! …and the winner is (drum roll please!) ….’Methylated’ Mike! This exciting veteran of Stockport will take up his post as ‘Chief over existing staff’ when he comes out of The Turps Dependancy Rehabilitation Clinic’ next week. This go getter is a recognisable figure to most from shop doorways around Stockport…his C.V. reads like a veritable extract from The Good Housekeeping Guide with over 55 years of slapping other derelicts around the head and demanding money with menaces. Thill be great news for myself as some of the pressure will be lifted from my overburdened shoulders and should scare the living **** out of Hampton and The Dingler! HAPPY DAYS! ‘Methylated’s’ old school ways may be seen as bullying by some of the woke readers amongst you but who hasn’t, at some time or other, not taken a broom handle or perhaps the thick end of a Billiards cue to a tramp?…repeatedly!…I know I have! I for one am looking forward to working with the old gentleman although it goes without saying he’ll not be allowed anywhere near myself and my rooms, he’ll be ensconced in the bin shed with my other 2 members of staff scaring them half to death..😁 Feet up now and I’ll be in The Tap later for a celebratory skinful! |
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