Twonks who enter yellow boxes in their cars, knowing their exit isn’t going to be clear, thereby fecking it up for everyone else who can’t get passed.
Motorists who park up on double yellows or hashed lines at pelicans and saying “I’ll be a minute” as an excuse.
Non disabled people parking in disabled spots, even worse when other spaces are free. Lazy bastards.
Cycling groups on busy roads, chatting amongst themselves as they ride along and seem intent on preventing anyone overtaking them.
Chippies which shut early. Why don’t chippies stay open when pubs shut any more?
Self service checkouts at late night supermarkets when the shop assistants refuse to open a proper till.
“Senior Proms” at English schools. Just wrong.
The Hundred cricket.
People who don’t hold their mobile phones correctly, speaking into at a flat angle, like you see on the telly when the camera needs to pick up the full conversation.