What do you get if you cross two Hatters with a Womble? The answer is today’s match preview from Ian Brown, Ed Chadwick and Ray Armfield. I appreciate that punchline is more factual than funny, but any humour within me has drained away after seeing various April Fools’ Day efforts on social media this morning. I’ll simply see you all at Edgeley Park, where you can get a crocodile sandwich in the County Courtyard today, plus a snog off Michelle Keegan if you buy a half-time draw ticket.