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    Posted by Matty ov Rio on 22/8/2022, 12:45 pm

    Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022
    1. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta – Masai Graham (52%)

    2. Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery? – Mark Simmons (37%)

    3. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock – Olaf Falafel (36%)

    4. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family – Hannah Fairweather (35%)

    5. I hate funerals. I’m not a mourning person – Will Mars (34%)

    6. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back – Olaf Falafel (33%)

    7. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx – Richard Pulsford (29%)

    8. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery – Tim Vine (28%)

    9. Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate – Sophie Duker (27%)

    10. I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days – Will Duggan (25%)

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