You lucky devil. bet you didn't out a complaint in - maybe a compliment though fir her frisking skills!
Never had owt confiscated but always remember a game at Burnley (League Cup maybe when Big Kev scored the only goal I think) in circa 1988/89. Took my girlfriend (now my wife of 30 + years) and she was very irritated about the searching and frisking at the gate. She looked the female copper up and down and then relayed a question which we'll never forget and recall often.........she said to her her how many fails did you O' Level.......... very funny at the time!