There’s a very valuable empty Pot Noodle container in the dark corner of the bin shed (lodgings) that I’ve just recovered. Once I de-tangled of cobwebs, finished gagging from the choice aroma (it’s probably been there for the best part of a year)…and whacked Hampton around the head (just for fun really) I had him sign it with his trademark signature (cross) and it should go at auction for at least a quid.