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    Re: Hampton dilemma. Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 3/2/2022, 5:10 pm, in reply to "Re: Hampton dilemma."

    Agreed!
    I’m WAY to good to them as it is!
    I was more wanting advice on how to punish the little git.
    I’m only a few days away from an exiting new venture in order to publicise Cartier Industries.
    It involves children cutting a rope to release Hampton from a catapult and into the ressers.
    …but with him being all belligerent, I can’t see this happening without tying him up first.
    The Dingler is unpredictable, I’m not sure how he’d react if, for instance, I get the elastic strength a bit wrong and he smashes into the pavement on the other side.
    …and Oaf doesn’t want to get his bike wet. So that’s him out.

    Maybe I’ll call the event ‘Dip a Hipster…fun for all the family’.
    …and just give him a ‘corrector’ if the little coward refuses.

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