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    Fear not!! Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 11/1/2022, 11:18 am

    With County’s clash this evening not on Strawberry Radio…it seemed wrong that County fans bereft of tickets would have to tune in to a biased version from Altringham.
    So I have sent my crack team to remedy the situation!

    That’s right!

    Cartier Industries have again saved the day!!

    Hampton has been sat in a tree overlooking the playing area for the last two days (I’m taking no chances this time) whilst The Dingler is sat crossed legged at the bottom of said tree poised to twiddle his knob to make sure you…yes you!…enjoy Hampton’s commentary to the full.
    Oaf is on hand positioned on his works bike to oversee the team as they bring to you this evenings top soccer action.

    Cheer along to Hampton’s dulcet tones as he describes our glorious victory!

    The Dingler is posting the whole event on his personal MySpace account and for a small fee of £39.45 you too could be involved in the match as though you are there personally!

    Thrill to the sound of our top commentary punctuated only by Hampton wiping the crust from his nose as the Hatters put The Robins to the sword.

    Fuelled on (slightly out of date) Christmas Dinner flavoured Pot Noodles my team are chomping at the bit to bring you top quality coverage!

    Admittedly we’ve had some slight ‘technical difficulties’ in our previous attempts to bring you games but tonight’s match will be brought to you with the kind of excellence that you’d expect from any Cartier Industries product.
    …and as long as the wind keeps, off what could possibly go wrong!?

    As usual there will be no refunds if for instance Hampton falls from his perch or The Dingler forgets to turn his phone on.

    ENJOY!

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