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    Hampton is the new manager! Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 29/10/2021, 10:52 am

    Yes you read that correctly!
    I left a message with the club last night asking them to confirm that Hampton would be in the dugout for the Dover game.
    As I have had no reply I think we can all assume that Hampton’s yer man!
    I want all the County fans to get behind him as he battles to save us from the drop!
    GIVE US AN ‘H’
    GIVE US AN ‘A’
    GIVE US AN ‘M’
    GIVE US A ‘P’
    GIVE US A ‘T’
    GIVE US AN ‘O’
    GIVE US AN ‘N’
    What’ve you got?
    I’ll tell you what we’ve got, Britain’s first openly alcoholic Manager!!
    God Speed In your first ever ‘real’ job Hampton!
    (You can’t really call him much of employee for Cartier Industries as he spent most of his time skiving in hospital)
    His backroom staff is The Dingler as chief stratastcition and stylist…Oaf refuses point blank to work with Hampton…green eyed monster coming to the fore if one was ask me!…but it’s all fine as the job of Head Scout has now been allocated to The Mayor of Brinnington himself ‘Von Wilkes’!
    A master stroke by myself I think you’ll agree.
    The Mayor has an excellent pedigree with County and has stayed in the pub on a regular basis on away days…leading to the phrase’Wilkesing the game’ becoming part of County Culture.
    I’ve sent Hampton and The Dingler to Dover from the bin shed in high spirits about an hour ago.
    Oaf was sat on his bike flicking the ‘V’s at them and I can’t get in touch with The Mayor to tell him of his new job as he’s refused to answer his land line since 1978.
    …apart from these small problems…all is good at the rooms of Cartier Industries!
    Come on County!
    Anemo et Hampton!!

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