Exactly! Yet he still had the audacity to moan as he stood shivering in his Speedos and rubber cap before he was launched. He’s got it easy compared to The Dingler...I packed him off on a sponsored run to The Walker Stadium last week, only to discover it was the wrong venue. The Dingler will be no doubt sobbing in a ditch somewhere outside Stoke....but I’m frankly not bothered that I’ve cancelled his welcoming open-deck bus and he’ll eventually arrive bemused at the lack of publicity.