Eh...?.....what?.... Are you saying that the moon landing is fake?
...I’m sorry but the current trend for conspiracy theories leaves me cold. Out of all the rubbish the only one that is so blatantly true is the fact that Elvis shot JFK. A bit of the King of Rock & Roll’s cape was found snagged on a fence at the Grassy Knoll.
...and if you look at footage of Mr President’s arrival at Dallas airport you can just make out a man with a large quiff ‘wobbling’ his hips in the shadow of the very aircraft carrier where the crashed Roswell flying saucer was held before they moved it (and the aliens) to the secret bunker under Portwood Roundabout....via Area 51 of course.
Rhinestones from his white (KKK) cape were found both at the hanger and the grassy knoll and were covertly removed and swallowed by a certain future president Richard (David) Nixon.