Great new product! Archived Message Posted by PhilRobbie on 11/3/2021, 12:18 pm YES! THAT’S RIGHT!! Cartier Industries are proud to present the mobile ‘Social Hospitality Identity Teleportation Effect’ to make you look good on Zoom and other meeting forum sites! CORRECT! Cartier boffins have been working as hard as the folk who brought you the vaccine that’s saving so many lives. They too deserve your applause and admiration for inventing something just as important (...some would say MORE important!) WOW!!! It’s what we’ve ALL been waiting for! A balsa wood bookcase that straps on your back so that you can look dead intelligent WHEREVER you are! BINGO!! Picture the scene...you have a works meeting on line whilst allegedly ‘working from home’....but of course you’ve nipped to Bargain Booze for your cans & gaspers. Luckily you never go anywhere without the mobile S.H.I.T.E. so when the boss rings, you crouch down in the offie and hold the meeting as if you were still at home! COR BLIMEY! ...also if you’ve spent the day drinking heavily instead of ‘working’ there’s a good chance that the boss will be distracted by the bookshelf as he’d be amazed that you can read!...never mind peruse the classics! MAGNIFICENT! The books on show include ‘War & Peace’ ‘The Bible’ and a 200 volume set of the ‘Encyclopaedia Brittanica’. BREATHTAKING!! Don’t forget you can use the mobile S.H.I.T.E. absolutely ANYWHERE!...Oaf even test-drove it up Brinnington Hill as he held a Zoom meeting with the rest of us (...not The Dingler as I had to confiscate his Tablet again for perusing ‘gentleman’s interest’ sites) Oaf, although finishing the meeting in the back of an ambulance, came across in glorious HD while attempting to breath! KNOCKED BANDY!! I can almost hear you all shouting “I want a mobile S.H.I.T.E. now!!! Well...hang on to your hats because Cartier Industries are knocking this world-changing product out for a mere (wait for it!) £774.43....£9012.08 (if books need to be involved)!!!!! LIVE THE DREAM! Order today and you too can sport the mobile S.H.I.T.E. for the world to see! GUARANTEED TO COP OFF! Folk will swoon at your intellect when they see your book collection leading you directly to the bedroom! DON’T DELAY BUY TODAY! ....and one of the ‘Cartier Industries’ operatives could be knocking on your door within the next six months! ENJOY! Message Thread: Great new product! - PhilRobbie 11/3/2021, 12:18 pm Re: Great new product! - Mustafapoint 11/3/2021, 6:55 pm Re: Great new product! - MickMck 11/3/2021, 1:45 pm Re: Great new product! - Mustafapoint 11/3/2021, 6:42 pm Re: Great new product! - PhilRobbie 11/3/2021, 8:37 pm Re: Great new product! - TheRealExile 11/3/2021, 8:52 pm Re: Great new product! - dosser jacket 11/3/2021, 12:42 pm Re: Great new product! - PhilRobbie 11/3/2021, 1:40 pm Re: Great new product! - dosser jacket 11/3/2021, 1:46 pm (no subject) - PhilRobbie 11/3/2021, 1:40 pm   Searching