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    Name changed back... Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 4/3/2021, 8:11 pm

    Apologies for any confusion but after a board meeting this evening in the shed we sat down and decided we’d continue to call the company ’Cartier Industries’....and not ‘Robinson, Oaf & Hampton (NOT The Dingler’...as reported earlier.
    After much debate of which, to be frank most of it was illegible nonsense thanks to The Dingler and Oaf’s all day bender....we decided to hang the consequences and stick with the original name.
    Hampton and myself were the only two who had any idea what was going on as Hampton can’t drink due to a particularly angry bladder infection (...something to do with him mistakenly drinking out of date ‘Toilet Duck’)
    I’m afraid that the minutes of the meeting will have to report a violent encounter between Oaf and The Dingler after the latter revealed that he’d removed the lolly stick from Oaf’s back wheel leaving him to cruise the Town silently. This upset Oaf no end as he enjoys making a farting noise everywhere he goes and felt ‘inadequate’ without it....The Dingler laughed and then threw his deck chair at Oaf!
    Luckily the beach seat remained undamaged but Oaf suffered a broken nose.
    Oaf attempted to throw a punch in retaliation...but fell over.
    Written warnings were issued by myself (Hampton received one...for being Hampton) and eventually things settled down once the Police and Ambulances had gone.
    ...so all in all...a successful meeting.

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