Remember Colwyn in the pre-season when we took a stroll down the prom to elevate the evening before’s tincturing? We came across a mystical horizon viewer where one could look out to sea and observe everything magnified....all for only 10p!!! Excitedly I rummaged through my Farrah pockets and plunged the coin into the state of the art artefact....there was a click and the horizon was in view!...only thing was it looked exactly the same as it did by just looking at it anyway. Puzzled, I asked you to have a look...you too were ecstatic at the thought of seeing the sea slightly bigger. ...but your facial expression mirrored mine when you too realised that someone had robbed the magnifying glass.